Thursday, December 13, 2012

a few Thanksgivingy prompts

           My list of Small Pleasures
  1. Listening to my mom read aloud.
  2. Playing games with my younger siblings.
  3. Pleasing my mom and dad.
  4. Taking pictures.
  5. Helping my neighbor with her three little girls.
  6. Going to the store with my dad. 
  7. Almost any kind of writing.
  8. Doing something special for my mom.   
  

Monday, December 10, 2012

#666  
21st century superstitions
     Never take a shower while its raining outside. If you do it will rain for forty days and nights.
  If you leave your window open all night a baby pig will appear in your bedroom.
  If the led in your pencil brakes you will trip going down stairs.
  If you see a black cat be prepared to go on a 5 month vacation.  
   
   
     
#667  
what was in the wallet?
     There was a picture of President Obama and fifty million dollars in the right pocket. The man did not take the wallet because he did not want to be accused of stealing money from President Obama. He knew he would be in a lot of trouble if he took the wallet. The man thought if he put the wallet back where he found it one of  President Obama's servants would find it and return it to President Obama.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

#665  
quantifying the good life
     Hug Mom:+3   Clean the sinks and counters:+4  Get dishes done early:+5   Get all of school done by 2:00:+6  Get all of laundry done by 3:00:+7  Play games with younger siblings:+8 Bonus:Help mom cook dinner:+12

Monday, November 12, 2012

#655  
gender swap
       Once upon a time there lived a tall boy named Jack Red.He was called Jack Red because he wore a red jacket every day. One day Jack Red's mother gave  him a big basket of goodies.Please take these goodies to his grandmother.Who isn't feeling well.  "Okay, sure mom" Red Jack said and ran outside with the basket  swinging side to side. "Jack, remember not to go into the Mysterious Forrest!" His mother hollered after him.
   Soon after Jack left his cottage he came upon the Mysterious Forrest and then stopped. "Should I go through the Mysterious Forrest?" Jack asked himself, because his mother had often told him not to go through the Mysterious Forrest. "If I don't go through the Forrest, It will take me longer to get to grandmother's house." He thought unsure of what he should do. "I'll take the short cut." Jack decided. As he walked through the forrest he wondered why his mother had told him to never go into the Forrest? "There's nothing to be afraid of!" Jack said out loud. Jack began to run through the Forrest to get to his grandmothers house faster. Then all of a sudden he saw a huge wolf come out of some bushes. Jack began to walk slowly, but the wolf began to sprinting toward him. Then all of a sudden the wolf grabbed the basket of goodies and ran away from Jack Red. After the wolf left, Jack realized what had happened and started to scream as he ran all the way home. When he got home he told his mother what had happened,then his mother grounded him for a month and made him cook more food for his grandmother and bring it to her the long way.

                                              The End

  

Monday, November 5, 2012

#649  
do over

  If I was able to go back to yesterday, I would have been more careful where I placed my ring. Some how I misplaced my ring or lost it, and I have not been able to find it. I asked Yahweh to help me find my ring and my mom prayed that I would find my ring, but its still lost. But I'm not giving up yet, hopefully I will find it. 
 

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

#637  
presidency prep   
         There are four things you need to know.
1. Be honest about everything you tell the people.
2. Keep all promises that you make to the people.
3. Do not be greedy for money, or power.
4. Always rule the people with kindness, gentleness,            
    peace and patience.

    These four instructions are the key to a successful leadership, if you do not follow these, you will be very unpopular and not have a long presidency.